(via kattygirls)
- Me: I think I get credit for being an interesting person because I ask what kind of sandwich someone likes over where they work. Work is boring.
- Guy: You've never asked me what kind of sandwich I like! It's almost as if we don't even know each other!
- Me: What kind of sandwich do you like, Derp?
- Guy: I'm feeling Chicken Tikka!
- Me: Then alas, we cannot be friends. Because Chicken Tikka is horrific.
- Guy: WHOA! Don't go hating on the tikka. What yours? CHEESE?!
- Me: No, not cheese. Ham. No, no, I lie, it's not. It's cheese and ham. Okay, I lie again. I like those baguettes. With like... chicken, bacon, lettuce and mayonnaise. I LIKE TRYING NEW THINGS THOUGH. If theres something new, I'll be like 'woah, that looks interesting, I'll have one of those', then probably hate it
- Guy: I'm definitely enjoying the chicken, bacon and mayonnaise business! Not sure about lettuce but we can work through it. I'm scared of trying new things :(
- Me: I'll teach you the ways of the lettuce sometime. So am I but I pretend not to be so I look dangerous and experienced
- Guy: Eating new sandwiches is possibly the pinnacle of danger! Please, teach me the ways of the lettuce.
- Me: We can make a dangerous new sandwich on Saturday
- with lettuce
- Guy: That would be craaaaaaaaaaazy
- This is an actual online conversation. Behold my flirting skills. How I don't have men grovelling at my feet, I do not know.
This is what happens.
DIRTY TALK THAT CONSISTS OF RAUNCHY SANDWICHES…
@Woahtherepetal I adore you XD
(Source: rhoscumberbrett)
rhoscumberbrett replied to your post: Can you explain the ‘Do you love Kate Bush & Are you a Muslim?’ pictures???!! I live in Aber and they’ve been mystifying me for weeks! D:
OMG YOU POSTED IT???? MWHAHAHA
I did :P It’s somewhere on my dash… :P
Anonymous asked: Can you explain the 'Do you love Kate Bush & Are you a Muslim?' pictures???!! I live in Aber and they've been mystifying me for weeks! D:
I’m sorry, I don’t have a clue! I just took the picture :P
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
(read in a circle, from left thumb to right thumb)
Colors used:
Milani- Gold Lamé
Black acrylic paint
ummmm yes.
GOD I NEED TO DO THIS.
:O I WANT THAT
In my life. NOW.
Someone paint my nails now.
I could just paint my nails with invisible polish and just be like, well that’s the ring isn’t it…it’s working (but no really these are awesome, I want my fingers like this)
(Source: billythebrime, via skepsiss)
i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent
ok i cant stop laughing omfg
I’M SCREAMING
poOPING HLPEP
(Source: trophic, via coopranderson)
Richard enters, dressed in a summer suit and talking into his mobile. He is in his late twenties or early thirties, and has an intelligent face and a charming fluent manner. He is aware of the figure on the bench, but for a moment doesn’t focus on her.-
Stephen Poliakoff (My City).-
(Source: tomrileyswrinklynose)
